The End of the World

There has been a lot of talk lately (especially if you’ve seen History Channel’s “Armageddon” week) that the end of the world is coming!

According to the Mayan calendar, Nostradamus, and some other dudes, the end of the world is going to happen on December 24, 2012. Supposedly, this is going to be caused by the fact that the World is in alignment with the sun and the center of the milky way galaxy.

Anyway, after I watched Armageddon week, I called up some friends in the Know and they told me that this is just a nasty rumor that started in The Seems. I guess if the Tide were to take over, they could end The World, but it’s not easy to do that. It requires massive Clearance, encrypted codes, three turned keys, a retina scan, a Personality Scan, and certain other confidential safeguards to pull The Trigger. The Trigger, of course, is what you pull to end The World – but it has only been done a couple times since back in The Day. Once during the Great Flood with Noah’s Ark and all that, and one other time when the dinosaurs died.

Anyway, if I hear anything more, I will keep you posted. I guess in a worst case scenario, we would all end up in A Better Place, but it would be a zoo with all those people coming on the same day and having to wait in line.